" Lawrence asked me to dinner but I'm not going to go- don't feel like it- I told him I was going to dinner with you"
Me: (thinking this is my way out of cooking for the night and I really didn't feel like going out either) "Oh well what do you mean? You asking permission? You haven't gone to dinner in a while with him - you sure? you don't need to ask permission by the way"
Mr: 'nah, nah, I mean I really don't feel like it- it's not like I can't go out with him. I can do whatever I want...he knows it. I can go to dinner with any of my friends any time, I just don't feel like it. I mean, I don't need to ask permission and can go whenever I want as long as I tell you......right honey?'
Me: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Mr: 'whot? whot did I say?'
I think he's trained.
Ps- I did go for a swim. It kicked my ass.

