Showing posts with label denial. Show all posts
Showing posts with label denial. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

While I wasn't looking...

a boy HIT on my kid...the problem is...She's ONLY EIGHT!! AND she's MY kid!!! Can you freaking believe it!?

When I realized what was happening, my face just went numb, I saw my daughter turn her head and try to explain to this boy (who was actually kinda cute in an awkward way and I would say he was like 11 or 12) how she knows the words to some song from Aerosmith (Guitar Hero). And then they were talking while I quietly observed. And it was not planned on my part, I just froze. I really wanted to I don't know, spit on my hands and try to clean the peanut butter stain off her cheek, do something really embarassing but I couldn't. I saw it happening and in my head everything was in slow motion and I was screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. For all I know he knows our number. Thank God the line moved and we got separated. The boy said bye and asked ME what ride would we do next I said we were going to go to dinner kinda far away (really that came out) and then he asked me again where we lived. (Yeah like I was going to tell the psycho were we lived). JR looked at me with THAT look which said 'wait a minute, I can't lie and now you're lying!' and I just pushed her along to get on the left side of the line.

We later discussed as to why the white lie and I tried my best to say for all we knew he could be a serial killer...but much nicer of course.

I'm sure this is what she looked like to him:


But in reality, this is what she still loves (thank GOD!):


Goodness gracious! What's next?
You all have a great weekend- we're off to Puerto Rico tomorrow for a big, fancy wedding and I have yet to clean, pack and get my stuff together. How fun! Woo hoo!